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Been spending the past week disassembling engines from retired german military Unimogs. Am now an expert on 1950s german overengineering.
1976 M180 with Bundeswehr specific bits removed
Also an ethical question: Is it okay to kill a Unimog so some old fart’s W187 can live and continue to barely be driven?
Some old farts W187
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Grandmaster of what? Do you like the Mitsubishi 3000GT? Which fish is best fish? Why can’t I be mod? Do we still have to LS swap earth? Which tuner car is best tuner car? Which oppo has the best doggo?
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W187 you say?
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Everything.
Yes.
Bass.
Cause you suck.
No.
Fiat Multipla
Adolf Hitler.
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All of them are big 1950s Benz enthusiasts, despite appearances.
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I just hope they won’t put massive MAE wheels on a vintage Benz.
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If you’re Grandmaster what am I? Which 3000GT is best 3000GT? How do I kill a 80's Toyota? Where is the Nissan S13? Which vintage Ferrari is best vintage Ferrari? What is the worst Supercar? If not a LS swap than what swap?
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Sucker MC.
Galant VR-4.
Rust.
Being towed by the Mazda Drifter.
500 Superfast or 365 GTC/4.
That 458 Speciale with minor body damage Jalopnik has been moaning the past week or so.
2UZ swap, OM606 swap, 6-71 Detroit Diesel swap, M119 swap, 4.2 Atlas swap.
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Me like.
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What car is the most Fiat Multipla? LFE or GUDG? Jalopnik or Oppo? Dumb questions or less dumb questions?
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What is your social security number and banking password?
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Celica.
LFO.
Cigar Lounge.
Dumb questions, but only when they allow me to destroy someone’s life.
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666-1888-2753-3781.
1234.
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That’s what I wanted to hear, but the first answer is bullshit. The most Fiat Multipla is the second generation Lancia Delta.
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Sweet, thanks. What is your maternal grandmother’s maiden name and the street you grew up on?
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Kappa.
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Hitler (later changed to Hiller after the war).
Elm street (for real).
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Having that last name during WWII must've been a nightmare.
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Not in germany it wasn’t. Until 1943 or so.
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Ja bitte!
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Ja ja so blau blüh’n die Sitze des Lancia Kappa.
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Petrol Unimog.
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Yes indeed that was a requirement back in 1955. 6,8:1 compression though, perfect for a turbo.
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So it was only a nightmare on elm street then.
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Between 1943 and 1945.
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Now that sounds like an excellent idea!
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Am already trying to convince my boss of such a build.
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Well, Oppo isn’t dead yet, we’re just saying pre-goodbyes IN CASE it dies come the auction on Monday...If not, everything will continue the same as always :P
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Nope, Oppo is dying. Too many losers pretending they’re relevant these days.
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Blau Velours!
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Grün Alcantara!
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Grün innen und .. braun oder rot außen? So stilsicher sind Italiener dann doch nicht immer.
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Mal abgesehen davon dass Grün als Innenfarbe noch nie zu irgendwas gepasst hat haste fast recht.
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Naja zu grün außen vielleicht. Oder sogar silber. Aber wahrscheinlich zu keinem von beidem und auch sonst zu nichts.
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FÜNFZYLINDERMOTORMITTURBOLADERUNDSPERRDIFFERENZIALSOWIEFÜNFGANGGETRIEBE
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Komm runter. KOMM RUNTER!